All About SEO
Welcome to SEOChant.com, your ultimate destination for SEO-related humor. We understand the challenges and nuances of SEO, and we’re here to add a dash of humor to your day. Our website features a collection of unique and funny SEO memes, curated and categorized to tickle your funny bone and lighten up those complex SEO concepts. From Keyword Research to Algorithm Updates, our categories cover every corner of the SEO world. Whether you’re an SEO expert who can relate to every meme or a newbie trying to understand the basics, we’ve got something for everyone. We believe that laughter is a great way to learn, connect, and relax. Join us in this fun journey, as we chant the SEO mantra with a twist of humor at SEOChant.com!
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“SEO is a marketing function for sure, but it needs to be baked into a product, not slapped on like icing after the cake is baked.”
“SEO is a marketing function for sure, but it needs to be baked into a product, not slapped on like icing after the cake is baked.”
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“If you’re not meeting your visitors’ needs, it doesn’t matter how ‘optimized’ your site is.”
“If you’re not meeting your visitors’ needs, it doesn’t matter how ‘optimized’ your site is.”
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“Never lose sight of the fact that all SEO ranking signals revolve around content of some kind.”
“Never lose sight of the fact that all SEO ranking signals revolve around content of some kind.”
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“A real estate agency in Wichita has no shot at ranking for the phrase “real estate;” a lawyer in Fresno has no shot at ranking for the word “lawyer.” Optimize for relevant, specific keywords that will bring targeted traffic.”
“A real estate agency in Wichita has no shot at ranking for the phrase “real estate;” a lawyer in Fresno has no shot at ranking for the word “lawyer.” Optimize for relevant, specific keywords that will bring targeted traffic.”
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“Crawling is not a guarantee you’re indexed”
“Crawling is not a guarantee you’re indexed”
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“The success of a page should be measured by one criteria: Does the visitor do what you want them to do?”
“The success of a page should be measured by one criteria: Does the visitor do what you want them to do?”
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“SEO is only not seen as rocket science by those who already know it”
“SEO is only not seen as rocket science by those who already know it”
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“The objective is not to “make your links appear natural”; the objective is that your links are natural.”
“The objective is not to “make your links appear natural”; the objective is that your links are natural.”
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“Don’t Build Links. Build Relationships.”
“Don’t Build Links. Build Relationships.”
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“The best place to hide a dead body is page two of Google.”
“The best place to hide a dead body is page two of Google.”
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“Content is the reason search began in the first place.”
“Content is the reason search began in the first place.”
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“When taking a content-first approach, our job as marketers is not to create more content … it’s to create the minimum amount of content with the maximum amount of results.”
“When taking a content-first approach, our job as marketers is not to create more content … it’s to create the minimum amount of content with the maximum amount of results.”
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“The ultimate search engine would basically understand everything in the world, and it would always give you the right thing. And we’re a long, long ways from that.”
“The ultimate search engine would basically understand everything in the world, and it would always give you the right thing. And we’re a long, long ways from that.”
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“Some say Google is God. Others say Google is Satan. But if they think Google is too powerful, remember that with search engines unlike other companies, all it takes is a single click to go to another search engine.”
“Some say Google is God. Others say Google is Satan. But if they think Google is too powerful, remember that with search engines unlike other companies, all it takes is a single click to go to another search engine.”
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“Build it, and they will come only works in the movies. Social Media is a “built it”, nurture it, engage them, and them may come & stay.”
“Build it, and they will come only works in the movies. Social Media is a “built it”, nurture it, engage them, and them may come & stay.”
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“If I spent my time reporting every competitor of mine breaking a rule, that’s all I’d EVER do and my own sites would suck because they’d be getting no attention.”
“If I spent my time reporting every competitor of mine breaking a rule, that’s all I’d EVER do and my own sites would suck because they’d be getting no attention.”
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“Optimize for what would happen IF you ranked, do not optimize to rank.”
“Optimize for what would happen IF you ranked, do not optimize to rank.”
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“Social may be sexy, but search still pays the bills.”
“Social may be sexy, but search still pays the bills.”
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“My rule of thumb is build a site for a user, not a spider.”
“My rule of thumb is build a site for a user, not a spider.”
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“SEO is a noun, verb and adjective.”
“SEO is a noun, verb and adjective.”
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“If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing.”
“If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing.”
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“Marketing has never been about keywords, it’s about people.”
“Marketing has never been about keywords, it’s about people.”
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“Think about what a user is going to type.”
“Think about what a user is going to type.”
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“Google only loves you when everyone else loves you first.”
“Google only loves you when everyone else loves you first.”
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“Focus on how to be social, not how to do social.”
“Focus on how to be social, not how to do social.”
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“On-page SEO is no longer satisfied by raw keyword use. Matching keywords to searcher INTENT is critical.”
“On-page SEO is no longer satisfied by raw keyword use. Matching keywords to searcher INTENT is critical.”
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“Content is King but engagement is Queen, and the lady rules the house!”
“Content is King but engagement is Queen, and the lady rules the house!”
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“Content is anything that adds value to the reader’s life.”
“Content is anything that adds value to the reader’s life.”
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“Commit to a niche; try to stop being everything to everyone.”
“Commit to a niche; try to stop being everything to everyone.”
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“By creating and publishing remarkable content in the form that educates, informs, inspires and entertains, marketers can begin to build relationships with prospects early on in the buying cycle.”
“By creating and publishing remarkable content in the form that educates, informs, inspires and entertains, marketers can begin to build relationships with prospects early on in the buying cycle.”
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“Rather than scrolling down the page past a slew of ads, users want to see content right away.”
“Rather than scrolling down the page past a slew of ads, users want to see content right away.”
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“You can’t just ‘SEO’ your website and be done. It’s a forever moving goal post.”
“You can’t just ‘SEO’ your website and be done. It’s a forever moving goal post.”
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“The beauty of SEO is that, instead of pushing a marketing message onto folks who don’t want to hear what you have to say, you can reverse-engineer the process to discover exactly what people are looking for, create the right content for it, and appear before them at exactly the moment they are looking for it. It’s pull vs. push.”
“The beauty of SEO is that, instead of pushing a marketing message onto folks who don’t want to hear what you have to say, you can reverse-engineer the process to discover exactly what people are looking for, create the right content for it, and appear before them at exactly the moment they are looking for it. It’s pull vs. push.”
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“Best way to sell something: don’t sell anything. Earn the awareness, respect, and trust of those who might buy.”
“Best way to sell something: don’t sell anything. Earn the awareness, respect, and trust of those who might buy.”
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“Don’t be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing.”
“Don’t be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing.”
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“You can’t ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they’ll want something new.”
“You can’t ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they’ll want something new.”
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“I have done zero SEO on my websites and online platforms, but I still rank well on them because of the fact that I focused on content, providing value, answering questions.”
“I have done zero SEO on my websites and online platforms, but I still rank well on them because of the fact that I focused on content, providing value, answering questions.”
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“To educate is not just the best way to sell. It’s also the best way to build links.”
“To educate is not just the best way to sell. It’s also the best way to build links.”
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“Create content that teaches. You can’t give up. You need to be consistently awesome.”
“Create content that teaches. You can’t give up. You need to be consistently awesome.”
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“Today it’s not about ‘get the traffic’ — it’s about ‘get the targeted and relevant traffic.’”
“Today it’s not about ‘get the traffic’ — it’s about ‘get the targeted and relevant traffic.’”
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“The reality is SEO can benefit from PR best practices and PR can benefit from SEO best practices.”
“The reality is SEO can benefit from PR best practices and PR can benefit from SEO best practices.”
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“SEO will only get harder!”
“SEO will only get harder!”
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“Great marketers have immense empathy for their audience. They can put themselves in their shoes, live their lives, feel what they feel, go where they go, and respond how they’d respond. That empathy comes out in content that resonates with your audience.”
“Great marketers have immense empathy for their audience. They can put themselves in their shoes, live their lives, feel what they feel, go where they go, and respond how they’d respond. That empathy comes out in content that resonates with your audience.”
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“It is not the job of Search Engine Optimization to make a pig fly. It is the job of the SEO to genetically re-engineer the web site so that it becomes an eagle.”
“It is not the job of Search Engine Optimization to make a pig fly. It is the job of the SEO to genetically re-engineer the web site so that it becomes an eagle.”
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“SEO is not SPAM.”
“SEO is not SPAM.”
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“SEO is not a checklist”
“SEO is not a checklist”
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“Engage, Enlighten, Encourage and especially…just be yourself! Social media is a community effort, everyone is an asset.”
“Engage, Enlighten, Encourage and especially…just be yourself! Social media is a community effort, everyone is an asset.”
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“If you’re a good marketing person, you have to be a little crazy.”
“If you’re a good marketing person, you have to be a little crazy.”
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“You can’t sell anything if you can’t tell anything.”
“You can’t sell anything if you can’t tell anything.”
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In SEO, you reap what you sow. Plant good seeds to harvest great results.
Think of SEO as gardening in the digital realm. Your online presence demands diligent cultivation – the kind that goes beyond merely tossing seeds into the ground and crossing your fingers. It requires meticulous strategy, consistent nurturing, and cutting-edge tools to ensure lasting growth. Content, in this context, stands as your seeds – but not […]
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When you’re waiting for your website to rank and you realize SEO isn’t instant coffee.
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SEO isn’t just about being number one, it’s about creating a meaningful presence.
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Content is King, but SEO is the Queen who runs the household.
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When you tell someone you work in SEO, and they ask if you can fix their printer.
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A good SEO is like a fine wine, it gets better over time.
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SEO is an investment. Spend wisely.
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When you finally hit the first page of Google, but it’s for a keyword nobody searches for.
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Keywords are like a compass for your SEO strategies.
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Your website without SEO is like a shop located in a desert.
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When Google changes their algorithm and you have to rethink your entire life.
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Quality content isn’t an option in SEO, it’s a necessity.
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Link-building without good content is like a car without fuel.
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SEO is a marathon, not a sprint. Patience is key.
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When your website gets a backlink from a reputable site, and you feel like a superstar
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SEO is like gardening, you plant now and harvest later.
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When you try to explain SEO to your grandparents, and they think it’s some sort of magic.
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SEO is like a maze, it’s about finding the right path.
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SEO isn’t just about algorithms. It’s about understanding human nature.
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When your keyword is on the first page of Google and you feel like a celebrity.
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